Steve-O Bannon, ex-Breitbart reality stylist, is now the ex-fartcatcher for President Donny John the Fucktard. According to Breitbart he resigned last week and according to the NYT, he was given his walking papers by Donny John today. Who cares, as long as he’s out of the White House and go drag his knuckles along Pennsylvania Ave.
But wait there’s more!
This afternoon, the President’s Committee on the Arts and Humanities, 16 of 17 members resigned en masse to protest the President’s behavior post-Charlottesville and the unmixed messages he’s sent. The resignation letter essential says, go fuck yourself, we’re not putting up with this shit and we be gone. We are paraphrasing.
We would be remiss if we didn’t remind you that all it will take is one skeevy act by Kim Jong Un to crank up the Ugly Machine. Bannon, in an interview said a few things that were not in keeping with Donny John’s worldview. We quote:
Contrary to Trump’s threat of fire and fury, Bannon said: “There’s no military solution [to North Korea’s nuclear threats], forget it. Until somebody solves the part of the equation that shows me that ten million people in Seoul don’t die in the first 30 minutes from conventional weapons, I don’t know what you’re talking about, there’s no military solution here, they got us.” Bannon went on to describe his battle inside the administration to take a harder line on China trade, and not to fall into a trap of wishful thinking in which complaints against China’s trade practices now had to take a backseat to the hope that China, as honest broker, would help restrain Kim.
Keep an eye on two things: One: Kim Von Haircut. Two: The Markets, which are now taking a massive dump, down to below 15,000 on the S&P and down 35 points on the Dow. (as of 1544 hrs EDT today). Money doesn’t like to have a jittery, isolated, megalomaniac in charge and Bannon was the last link with something resembling a coherent worldview. A shitty worldview, but at least a worldview.
We would also be remiss if we didn’t remind John F. Kelly. Donny John’s Chief of Staff of a few things from a RoadDave of July 31st. The list is short, but comprehensive. Please note, we haven’t heard jack from the Vice-President, Mike (I can’t be near women) Pence, so keep an eye out for him too.
And, if only to add insult in fiscal injury a number of charity and business events that were scheduled to hold various shindigs at Fucktard Central, known officially as the Mar-A-Lago Knob-Shine Palace have changed their minds. That would include the International Rd Cross Ball (not on Feb 3 2018) The Cleveland Clinic and the American Cancer Society have all said “Sorry, we’ve booked a Ramada in Tallahassee instead”
We remember when Sarah Palin was the biggest nutbar loose in politics. Ahh, those were the days.